Thoughts, stories, and the hilarity involved in dating

Thoughts, stories, and the hilarity involved in dating

Most hilarious of all is that most of the stories come from the online dating sphere which adds a certain unexpected element...

Awful Emails

I have received this SAME, EXACT email now 5 times from the same man!!

57,  GA, US
Seeking women 31-44
GENTLEMAN LAWYER- Funny, Normal but Adventurous WITH a brand NEW PROFILE to get me off this site with you starting with your email to me NOW
NEW PROFILE UPDATE: It's now Fall 2010 and I still believe in the magic of romance, chance and fate after my Summer 2009 break up from someone who was not ready to move on with life although she may have believed so. Remember anything in life worth doing has some element of risk and I did my best for love but love and fate held out that my ex-fiancee was not my right more »
From: marriagemind / Received: February 08, 2011

Responding to this email will send all past and future emails from this member to your Inbox.

You are my match and simply adorable!

My promise to myself for this new year of 2011 was to change my profile to get off match and move on with my life now with my right person since I ended an engagement with an exgirlfriend a year ago during the summer of 2009. She was on match so I know there are quality women on this site. The challenge is to meet your match who is ready, willing and able to move on with their life with you and that can take time. She was 33 years old and age was never an issue with us. I am so very interested in your profile. You are very beautiful and very lovely. There is a proverb that all good things come to those who wait. I think it was written with you in mind :o) But I can't wait any longer with my teenage son having now moved to New Hampshire to start his first year of college and so much more I want to do in life but have a vision of myself, among other things, as a married person. I can be the bestest friend in addition to possibly being your soul mate [maybe just have been born a bit early on the universe time clock...LOL]; so please read my profile then call me for a friendly, no strings chat at 770-xxx-xxxx leaving a message with a good time and good phone number to call you back if you reach my voice mail. I hope you call me and just be open to a world of new possibilities!!! Cheers, Patrick

This one is pretty good too!  Writing him is on the top of my list...let me tell ya...

Subject: Hi
 Sent Date: 8/4/2010 2:14:04 PM

   Hey I saw your profile and thought you were cute. My name is Ed and I just moved to charlotte. I don't have a job or a car, but we can chill in my parents' basement and you can check out my jailhouse tatoos (I know you girls like a guy with tats) and get to know my 7 I named 'em all after different whiskeys. Also, if you could spot me a couple of bucks, I could really use some more crack...write me back soon!!

From of PoF User:
An elderly man was siting in a pew listening to the pastor's sermon. Half way Satan appears before the elderly man. Fare a few moments Satan asks "do you have any Idea of who I am" to which the Old man replayed to saying "yup your Satan" Satan feeling bothered by this guy's lake of fear. Pulls himself up to his full heights revealing the wounder he was of all the angles" So Satan starts to tell the man all the things he is going to do to him in hell and still no response Finally exhausted. He look into the eyes of the old man and calmly asks" why aren't you afraid of me. The old man closes hi bible turns and looks straight into the eyes of Satan and says "Why should I be afraid of you been married to your damn sister for 44 years

Is this supposed to get my attention or make me think you're Satan or related?  I'm not sure but either way---ICK!!

1 comment:

  1. NO WAY. He did not offer to hang in his parent's basement.
    That is AWESOME...classic. I'm falling over in my chair right now.

    You have GOT to check out my dating web series.

    It basically chronicle's my dating stories in a Sex in the City meets Bridget Jones Diary way.

    Please please please- check it out. You will get a kick out of it - and I'm sure you've dated some of these guys too.

    And BTW, the last episode features Jake Pavelka from the Bachelor. If you follow reality, you'll know who I'm talking about. Here's the link to his episode:



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